December 2011
daughterofstark:
wow it must suck to be aang’s kid
or just a kid of any member of the gaang
cause they accomplished so much at such a young age
it’s hard to live up to that
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS ALREADY DEFEATING EVIL FIRELORDS AND TAKING THEIR POWERS AWAY. AND THEN I STARTED THIS AWESOME PLACE CALLED ‘REPUBLIC CITY’ WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
SO WHAT DID YOU DO AT SCHOOL TODAY?
um
i drew a...
tyronebanks:
i wonder if skrillex goes to the supermarket on occasion to knock over the produce and laughs quietly to himself because he’s just dropped beets
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Updated the shit out of my blog. You all should stalk. Go. Now.
